Asshat Parking: Rolls Royce Phantom Edition

"Matthew Keyser" (teisco15) 08/03/2016 at 23:24 • Filed to: None

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Go ahead, give him a ticket. He don’t give half a plebeian fuck.

scoob > Matthew Keyser 08/03/2016 at 23:32

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How I wish people would start parking diagonally (and on the curb) to block people that do this lol.

Nauraushaun > Matthew Keyser 08/03/2016 at 23:33

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This is a good thing. He clearly has the money to pay the ticket. So he’s effectively just contributing some extra tax money to society.

What a nice guy

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > scoob 08/03/2016 at 23:46

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Elio parked backwards between the Rolls and Jeep!

Oh man, it’s almost made for this.

Shoop > Nauraushaun 08/03/2016 at 23:48

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you’re probably right actually. The cost of a ticket is far less than the cost of a scratch on the roller.

Matt Nichelson > Matthew Keyser 08/03/2016 at 23:58

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I’ll almost give them a pass on this one.

Almost.

GE90man > Matthew Keyser 08/03/2016 at 23:59

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makes me think of “stop a douchbag” from russia. guys really deserves a hue sticker on his windshield and a yelling at

Alfalfa > Matthew Keyser 08/04/2016 at 00:10

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He may give a fuck if it gets towed, though...

E90M3 > Matthew Keyser 08/04/2016 at 00:13

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You can tell he’s a plebeian cause I don’t see a chauffeur anywhere, and the chauffeur would never park like that.

Matthew Keyser > Matt Nichelson 08/04/2016 at 00:18

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I’m right there with you.

I’d do the same thing in the middle of nowhere Indiana in my $400,000 car.

Still doesn't mean he's not a douchebag.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Matthew Keyser 08/04/2016 at 00:20

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Expand isn’t working on my computer. What do the plates say and where are they from?

Matthew Keyser > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 08/04/2016 at 00:21

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RASKA from Indiana

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Matthew Keyser 08/04/2016 at 00:23

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Yup, that car was at the Concours over the weekend in Michigan.

Matthew Keyser > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 08/04/2016 at 00:32

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How was that by the way?

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Matthew Keyser 08/04/2016 at 00:33

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*mouth opens and closes in awe without any sound coming out*

Matthew Keyser > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 08/04/2016 at 02:40

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Have you ever been to Woodward?

El Darto > Matthew Keyser 08/04/2016 at 03:40

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A little off topic, but is it just me, or are Rolls ugly as hell?

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Matthew Keyser 08/04/2016 at 10:08

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http://oppositelock.kinja.com/woodward-17845…

Matthew Keyser > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 08/04/2016 at 10:13

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Have you ever been during Dream Cruise weekend? I’m curious how they compare

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Matthew Keyser 08/04/2016 at 10:37

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I haven’t. Apparently that’s either this weekend or next.

Matthew Keyser > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 08/04/2016 at 11:21

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It's the 20th-21st. This is the first time I won't make it in years.

Jayvincent > El Darto 08/04/2016 at 20:19

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THAT one is...

No Name Joe > Matthew Keyser 08/12/2016 at 14:12

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This is Eddie Murphy’s Wraith, from 10/24/2014, parked at the Studio City Coffee Bean (Whitsett and Ventura). The divider line is completely under his giant Roller. The biker pulled in after, and blocked the passenger door to make a point. They got into a shouting match as they were leaving, but I was already driving away, and didn’t record it.

Major Milestone > Matthew Keyser 08/12/2016 at 19:24

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Tow the f*cker! His ass was too lazy to park a safe distance off.